37 Quotes About Astronomers

The astronomical community need to start acknowledging jet aircraft contrails to be the problem that they really are!

Learning to coexist with delayed altitude complications is the life sentence handed to me by professional astronomers.

Having studied High Altitude Observatory Diseases (HAOD), I now regard professional astronomers as mad scientists.

The most dangerous weather condition that I experienced at high altitude was walking out of the observatory to check on astronomers in another building during a snow blizzard. When I was returning to the observatory the conditions progressed to white out, stranding me in a nighttime snow field. I was only able to return to the safety of the observatory by following my footprints in the snow with the flashlight.

Astronomers have their heads stuck up their bums looking for the black hole.

Once a small planet is discovered, astronomers try to determine which category it belongs to. This is like biologists trying to classify a new animal as either being a mammal or reptile.

It is important that police officers assigned to Mauna Kea realize that professional astronomers are completely okay with willfully damaging their health to get a known biologically toxic telescope built.

I know far too much information about the illegal activities of astronomers.

The important concept of the solar wind is that Space is not empty. It is an energy and particle filled environment that interacts with whatever is in it! Astronomers call this 'Dark Energy'.