415 Quotes About Awards

Indian film awards lack credibility.

The last thing I want is to walk into my house after a long day and see all the Grammys and awards. It would make me feel weird.

Comedy Central made their own awards show. They were named best comedy channel.

BJ Novak gets the Perseverance Award for graduating from Harvard and being unemployed for the entire plane ride to Los Angeles.

In India I've been to all the award functions, but that was in Hindi; now it's in English so it's a much bigger scale.

At the Billboard Awards my skirt was so tight they had to lift me on stage.

For me to get an award from the press, I know there's been no favoritism.

Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.

If I'm ever lucky enough to be part of an awards tribute, I hope they play 'Muffin Top' in my little clip. That's how I want to be remembered.