1,006 Quotes About Awesome

The fetters have burst

Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.

Learn to appreciate the things you have in the life you're living. It is your present.

I'm not the one with the problem its the world who seems to have a problem with me

He felt split in two, one crazy man eating hair and one rational man watching a crazy man eat hair. He chewed and swallowed the last pieces of his father's life. He felt like he was building a museum of pain, a freak show, where he was the only visitor viewing the only mutant screaming the only prayer he knew: Come back, Daddy. Come back, Daddy. Come back, Daddy. Come back, Daddy. Come back, Daddy. Come back, Daddy. Come back, Daddy. Come back Daddy...

Make it bigger, make it badder, make it awesome!

I pity the foo

Hey a rant. Haven't done one of those in a while. S'good to stretch out the Longevitus Ranticus section of the brain once in a while, otherwise you just become passive and might even- god forbid- lose the ability to stretch it in the first place.

I'm going down! Because you ain't around, baby, my whole world's upside down!