85 Quotes About Awesomeness

All my friends are getting married and having babies. I'm just getting more awesome

Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'....'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted.

This song is for the guy who keeps yelling from the balcony, and it's called, 'We hate you, please die.

Cookies are awesome! And so are Rabbits!

Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity... I'm close enough to walk!

He put the book down. “As you wish.” He rose and walked past me. I lowered my sword, expecting him to pass, but suddenly he stepped in dangerously close. “Welcome home. I’m glad you made it. There is coffee in the kitchen for you.”My mouth gaped open.He inhaled my scent, bent close, about to kiss me…I just stood there like an idiot.Curran smirked and whispered in my ear instead. “Psych.”And just like that, he was out the door and gone.Oh boy.

I am Serene-Heart-in-the-Chaos-of-Battle. Keep a civil tongue in your head or lose it

There are many opportunities in every single day, and Monday is the perfect day to seize them all.

I'm quite certain that if I lost my sense of humor, it would most definitely need to be replaced by a padded cell.