304 Quotes About Awkward

With your dad gone, and your mama dead, I guess it falls to me to explain the way things, um, work between a man and a woman.""What? No." I shake my head violently. Nothing could be more awkward than Oliver giving me the here's-where-babies-come-from talk."Unless you'd rather have this conversation with Logan."I stand corrected. "Stop right now.

What if . . . What if I am stupid? Like people say?

Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I'm gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!

She had the most beautiful awkwardness

Grayson raised an eyebrow and placed a hand gently on my knee. "I could think of a thing or two." I don't think my reaction was as eager and excited as he was hoping for, because he quickly amended, "Like cards or something.

What if the person is doing something that seems diametrically opposed to flirting, like going about their daily activities completely unaware of your existence? They are probably flirting a little bit. Aren’t they coy!

There are moments in life where I wonder whether things can get worse. I'm on a plane, with my new husband, whose enthusiasm for this whole thing seems to be flagging, and it's in this deep moment of self-pity that I register–with absolute horror–that I've also just started my period.I look down at my white jeans and stifle a sob...

Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassination, don't piss him off.

Saying just the right thing after a considerable, awkward pause is far less effective than saying the wrong thing with perfect timing. I'm telling you.