2,116 Quotes About Baby

The Baby Bells have established a cartel arrangement that violates the premises of a competitive marketplace. It is unfair to consumers and advertisers as well as to competitors.

Sweet babe, in thy face Soft desires I can trace, Secret joys and secret smiles, Little pretty infant wiles.

Every Night and every Morn Some to Misery are born. Every Morn and every Night Some are born to Sweet Delight, Some are born to Endless Night.

It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster!

I'm not saying eating babies should be legal, but when they're so delicious, what's the harm in it? I don't know what tastes better, their innocence or their gooey rib butter.

Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

I do not regard it as wrong to take my life, because I simply change my place of residence and go where my wife and baby are.

Dead Babies can take care of themselves, dead Babies can´t take things off the shelf...