2,116 Quotes About Baby

You don't become a Republican until you lose all your baby teeth and fall down a lot and get the croup and then become angry and bitter.

Since having the babies, I realize that 90 percent of losing weight is my diet.

When you are abandoned by two parents as a baby - wow, that is something to live with.

We have yet to beat our drums for birth control in the way we beat them for polio vaccine. We are still unable to put babies in the class of dangerous epidemics, even though this is the exact truth.

Machismo makes no provision for preparing lunch, doing the laundry, or minding the baby.

The New Right: kiss the bankers and spank the babies.

Babies and the old are permitted self-absorption. In between, it provokes resentment.

I went from people just thinking I was, like, a baby to people thinking I’m this, like, sex freak that really just pops molly and does lines all day. It’s like, 'Has anyone ever heard of rock 'n' roll?' There’s a sex scene in pretty much every single movie, and they go, 'Well, that’s a character.' Well, that’s a character. I don’t really dress as a teddy bear and, like, twerk on Robin Thicke, you know?

No one should ever be ashamed of going to meetings. It's healthy, it's therapeutic and it's the right way to live.