51 Quotes About Banana


  • Author Mitch Hedberg
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    On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the hell did you get that banana at...

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  • Author Nalo Hopkinson
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    I am Amaxon Corazon Junia Principia Delgado the Third, and I bent over my meal and wept luxurious tears into my green banana porridge. It was a perfect decoction, and it now would not satisfy me.

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  • Author Gary Jennings
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    When I was living in Mexico and writing a book called 'Aztec,' I had to make a deliberate effort to ignore a lot of the 'typically Mexican landscape' around me - banana and citrus groves, roses and carnations, burros and toros - because they did not exist in Mexico in the 15th century, the time of my book.

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  • Author Greg James
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    Bridges over Banana Creek and we're going to design those to look like covered bridge.

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  • Author Gayle King
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    I normally don't love green juices, but Body & Eden makes theirs tasty by blending ingredients like avocado and banana with the usual suspects like kale and spinach. Delicious as they are, they're low calorie, and the drink names are catchy: I Have Balance, I Have Energy, and my favorite, I Have Calm.

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  • Author Michelle King
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    It takes two hours to get it all into the banana split. They come out in droves for that.

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  • Author Diane Lane
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    Josh was mortified in the beginning, but now he's completely hooked. I want to sit down, and I want to laugh. Nothing works better for me than watching somebody slip on a banana peel.

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  • Author James Lardner
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    These inequalities have happened in other countries - imperial France or some banana republic - but for 200 years we were the land of opportunity.

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