65 Quotes About Bananas

He could not understand why he had needed so many words to explain what he felt in war because one was enough: fear. ~Jose Aracadio Segundo Buendia After the second banana slaughter

You get to have some mischief before you're basically a blackened banana, impotent, and nothing to be afraid of.

There was a period when I was getting a lot of banana bread, because I mentioned someone cooked me banana bread, and then everyone cooked me baked stuff, and I would take it to the hotel, and it was making me fat.

You should see what she’s wearing, Callie. It’s velvet. Canary yellow velvet. Turban to match. She looks like a furry banana.

Technology has the shelf life of a banana.

Kelly, there are people in Somalia who would die for a banana.

I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel.

When I get all the bananas and oranges, I'll let you know.

I'm trying to photosynthesize like a plant. I'm off eating. Although I am making a lot of banana daiquiries in my room in the blender I've got, with lots of powdered vitamins in them. This tour I'm going to get some Afghani hangings and put them in my room, so that my hotel rooms look like mosques.