65 Quotes About Bananas

Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.

Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.

We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.

To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.

The next morning we experienced our very first “full English breakfast,” which consisted of tea, orange juice, cookies, oatmeal, granola, berries, bananas, croissants, grapes, pineapples, prunes, yogurt, five kinds of cold cereal, eggs, hash browns, back bacon, sausage, smoked salmon, tomatoes, mushrooms, beans, toast, butter, jam, jelly, and honey. I don’t know how the British do it.

We share about 96 percent of our genes with chimpanzees and as much as 60 percent with bananas.

Ms. Sophia was evil bananas.

A woman's not a woman till the pills wear off.

Bad bananas are like push-up bras--a promise of tenderness can deliver tasteless mush, and we're not supposed to complain.