1,055 Quotes About Bank

Making a product is just an activity, making a profit on a product is the achievement.

When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.

When water fountains start charging to drink, then you know we have a problem.

In the early 1980s, Graham worked hard to turn the Repository into a respectable business, rather than a ludicrous one: Graham's wife didn't like keeping the sperm at the Escondido estate. Not only had the house been picketed, but a Japanese trespasser had once made a run at the sperm, only to be nipped by a family dog.

Go to the bank looking like a bank robber!

The ‘American Dream’ is at the food bank.

A poor person robs the bank whereas a rich person buys the government.

He advised that I could invest in stocks to make money. Given that I have a negative balance, that was where the conversation stopped.

We must learn to choose between lining our bank accounts and being accountable for our future.