36 Quotes About Barber

In a way the philosopher and the barber are of the same guild; the barber cuts hair and the philosopher splits hairs.

Let Pirelli's / Miracle Elixir / Activate your roots, sir... Keep it off your boots, sir- / Eats right through. Yes, get Pirelli's! / Use a bottle of it! / Ladies seem to love it... Flies do, too!

Sitting on a barber’s swivel chair transforms you to a dummy where you comply without complain. It metamorphoses him into Commander-In-Chief of all dummies. He bombards you with a barrage of orders; turn behind, return middle, move your ear, remove your head. What!

One of the hardest things for a man to find is a good wife and a good barber

I went from a barber to cattleman, out of cattle into horses. The rest is history.

I haven't seen a barber in two years. I go to a hairdresser now.

For me... you know, the most I've paid for a haircut was in Australia. Usually I go to a black barber or a Latino barber. I can't just go into Supercuts.

When Reg died and we first looked into getting a new dog, I was adamant we should pick up a mongrel from an animal-rescue shelter. It's not only that they're usually healthier and have better temperaments, they also fit with my world view - I prefer a ballpoint to a fountain pen, a barber to a hair stylist, and camping over glamping.

Barber made a great play, ... He came out of nowhere. Neither me or Murph saw him.