342 Quotes About Bars

Membership in the bar is a privilege burdened with conditions.

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.

Chic Murray once told me he fell in the street, and a woman said to him, Did you fall? He said, No, I'm tryin' to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket.

Bars were a good event for us tonight. It wasn't something they are incapable of. They just came out and hit their routines. I was very pleased.

What are 16 and 17-year-old kids doing going to bars in Mexico? ... None of them should have been in that place. When I went back to the club, there was still blood in the parking lot.

I've had some of the best times of my life at The KK. The best staff at the greatest college bar in the country!

The writers that I aspire to, like Joni Mitchell and Randy Newman, they'll tell you that the work gets harder, not easier. And they set that bar for us where we're always striving to do something better than the last time, whether it's the next song or just the next line.

Even when I go to a salad bar, I need to feel like I'm one of the first people there.

I'm quite good at leaning against a bar.