342 Quotes About Bars

There's a sort of magic and music to comedy. Some words, some numbers even, are funnier than others. A Caramac bar, for instance, is funnier than a Milky Way.

If, for instance, they have heard something from the postman, they attribute it to a semi-official statement; if they have fallen into conversation with a stranger at a bar, they can conscientiously describe him as a source that has hitherto proved unimpeachable. It is only when the journalist is reporting a whim of his own, and one to which he attaches minor importance, that he defines it as the opinion of well-informed circles.

It's easier to make changes with a pencil than a wrecking bar.

An architect's most useful tools are an eraser at the drafting board, and a wrecking bar at the site.

If you've never met a Navy SEAL and you ran into one at a bar, you probably still wouldn't know he's a Navy SEAL.

The rap on Dean is that the Burlington Birkenstock crowd, people who put Dean signs in bars called the Red Square, can't take their man to the White House, that he's just too far left.

Not to make excuses, but the kids were a little overwhelmed at the beginning. A lot of them, when they got done with beam, didn't even remember doing it. But they got their focus back again. We had nice floors, our vaults really good and our bars was real consistent. We were proud to be here, to begin with.

Bars were really fun tonight because as a team we are working harder in practice. We are feeling stronger, and have more confidence in ourselves as we compete. We need to improve a little more every time and we will be right where we need to be.

They (Lincoln-Way) really put the heat on us right away. So it was important for us to make it up by beating them on vault and then leave it up to bars and beam.