99 Quotes About Beard
- Author THIGHBRUSH
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Licked and loaded.
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- Author THIGHBRUSH
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Squeal team six.
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- Author THIGHBRUSH
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So good it'll make you ink.
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- Author James Thurber
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A soft finger touched his shoulder and he turned to see a little man smiling in the moonlight. He wore an indescribable hat, his eyes were wide and astonished, as if everything were happening for the first time, and he had a dark describable beard.
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- Author Avijeet Das
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She: "Shave your beard!"He: "I won't. It's growing on me.
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- Author Kate Meader
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He paused and rubbed his beard. Good God, she’d play a gif of that over and over, if she could.
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- Author Daniel Thorman
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No self-respecting dwarf would trust his beard to another man’s hand.
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- Author Alexander "Conquistador" Antebi
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Don't go shaving, fellas.
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- Author Ari Gold
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There's a reason caveman started to develop sophisticated tools before the meteor wiped them all out: It's so they could fucking shave. Do you know how frustrating it must have been to be hunched over all night trying to start a fire only to finally succeed just to have your beard go up in flames? No aloe vera back then.
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