553 Quotes About Beer

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

Fermentation equals civilization.

The beer and the wurst were wonderful, but I was dying to be back in the South, where the livin' was easy, where the fish were jumpin', where the cotton grew high.

Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow

The day before, people were offering $10 for my MRE. Now they were wandering around selling or giving away hot dogs and pizzas. One guy broke into a beer stand and was selling it for $3 a cup. He even put on the hat!

Yeah, and by the way? How much does it suck that I'm an adult if I kill somebody, and not if I want a beer?

And the commercials would have sickened a goat raised on barbed wire and broken beer bottles.

I have respect for beer.

I suppose I'll be able to get a drink there... I told the stewardess liquor for three... Who are the other two?...Oh, there are no other two