553 Quotes About Beer

We could be happy if the air was as pure as beer.

From the very beginning I started with a beer and a cigarette because I couldn't figure out what to do with my hands. So usually I have a beer and cigarette and that's what I was doing with my hands because that looked natural and felt good.

It's an inane law that's a holdover from prohibition. It limits a third of the world's beer styles. Some people are into great food, some people are into great wine and there are some residents of North Carolina that are also into really great specialty beer.

You'll be paying 75 cents a beer instead of $3.

he says. ''It was one of those ponds that are stocked with fish. He told me not to bring any live bait. I got there and he was already waiting for me. He said, 'What's in the cooler?' and I said, 'I brought a couple of beers.' He said, 'No beer on this boat,' and I said, 'No fishing for me on this boat. See ya.'

I don't want people to think that that's something I do every day wake up and do a beer bong. I like to have fun, but that's not me all the time.

I'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times.

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.

They are technology freaks and not the kind of guys who seek publicity, but a Vanity Fair shoot in Cannes gives them a broader appeal. We drink beer in the Electric and play pool at the Elbow Room.