1,042 Quotes About Birthday

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

I left school on my 15th birthday.

I'm well past the age where I'm acceptable. You get to a certain age and you are forbidden access. You're not going to get the kind of coverage that you would like in music magazines, you're not going to get played on radio and you're not going to get played on television. I have to survive on word of mouth.

But the age of chivalry is gone. That of sophisters, economists, and calculators has succeeded; and the glory of Europe is extinguished forever.

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.

Life, an age to the miserable, and a moment to the happy.

The person I was with was organizing my birthday party, and also happens to be a good friend of mine, who is a married woman. If you don't mind, drop the Post. What they indicated was a complete concoction.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.