1,042 Quotes About Birthday

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.

After you're older, two things are possibly more important than any others: health and money.

As far as those kinds of things, I also played at the concert to call for the release of Nelson Mandela when he was a political prisoner in South Africa. We were celebrating his 70th birthday and calling for his release.

I told my father I wanted to play the banjo, and so he saved the money and got ready to give me a banjo for my next birthday, and between that time and my birthday, I lost interest in the banjo and was playing guitar.

There are signs that the age of petroleum has passed its zenith. Adjusted for inflation, a barrel of crude oil now sells for three times its long-run average. The large western oil companies, which cartellised the industry for much of the 20th century, are now selling more oil than they find, and are thus in the throes of liquidation.

Any new financial order for the world must tackle the three chief challenges of our age.

When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.

At 19, everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly.