1,042 Quotes About Birthday

Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster.

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face. My advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

Middle age is when your old classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.

Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.

I call it the birthday cake model. We need to have building codes, but we do not want to turn the town into a homeowners association. One of the reasons I live here is due to the general mind-set that less government is better.

God bless my son...and just have a prayer for him today, cause today's his birthday...he would've been 34 today.

At fifteen, my mind was bent on learning. At thirty, I stood firm. At forty, I had no doubts. At fifty, I knew the decrees of Heaven. At sixty, my ear was receptive to truth. At seventy, I could follow my heart's desires without sin.

No one over thirty-five is worth meeting who has not something to teach us, something more than we could learn for ourselves, from a book.

The idea of regretting not doing this seemed insane to me. Sitting in the corner at a bar at age 60, saying: 'I could've been Bond. Buy me a drink.' That's the saddest place I could be. At least now at 60 I can say: 'I was Bond. Now buy me a drink.'