534 Quotes by Bill Cosby

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.

If you want to be seen, stand up.If you want to be heard, speak up.If you want to be appreciated, shut up.

And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head...

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

gray hair is gods graffiti

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.

I'm not the boss of my house. I don't know how I lost it, I don't know when I lost it, I don't really think I ever had it. But I've seen the boss's job...and I don't want it!

Parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.