82 Quotes About Black-humor

Remember you are never really alone. Although it may feel like it for very long stretches of time.

Magic is a naughty beast.

Snow came back, but she didn't come back right.

His chuckles rumbled, devoid of humor, as if mirth was a kidney stone that had gotten stuck somewhere in the intestinal mess of the phone lines.

Zoroastrianism? Oh, there’s never been but a few hundred thousand of them at any one time, mostly located in Iran and India, but that’s it. The one true faith. If you’re not a Zoroastrian, I’m afraid you are bound for Hell.”The man looked stunned and shocked. "It's not fair." The demon gave a mirthful laugh. “Well, it was fair when you were sending all the Chinese to Hell who had never heard of Jesus. Wasn’t it?

HELENA. What a fine day! Not too hot. [A pause.]VOITSKI. A fine day to hang oneself.

Neighbours complaining about someone’s dog making an awful racket. You could hardly blame the poor beast, its owner had died in her bed at least a fortnight before and there hadn’t been much left of the old girl worth eating.

I hammered on the Poes' front door like Alaric on the gates of Rome. Poe said that a gaudy figure of speech was a silk cravat around a dirty neck. He didn't say whether the truth lay in the plain thing or in its fancy.

Norma: “...We’ll kill Silena?”Smar: “...She’s in superposition anyway.”Angie: “And in supoorposition.”Norma: “I’m not following.”Smar: “Me, Quantum Mechanics.”Angie: “Me, Dumbum Mechanics.