58 Quotes About Booze

OK booze, let’s make a deal, God will be my witness, I’ll keep you at 4 % and below, and you make me famous.

Booze takes a lot of time and effort if you're going to do a good job with it.

So he didn't fall hopelessly into the bottle, the refuge of the weak and the maudlin.

I want to love you more than I love this' -he waves his bottle- 'and I don't know how else to do it unless there's something to lose.

Oh and next time you feel like getting hammered, message me. That was some damn good stuff you puked all over yourself, I think it'd only fair I should get some, too. That hasn't already been through you, I mean.

She was drunk, as everyone was, most of the time.

Arthur said, “Let’s be cool and not get busted. I advise rest and relaxation, and definitely a bath. You guys smell like booze and cheap whores.”Dred sniffed. “He’s right. We do. Woof.

Whatever you fear will happen to you, booze will make it happen.

Happiness is, waking up without a hangover.