287 Quotes About Boss

He looked longingly out the window at the towering skyline of New York City and thought about jumping. It would hurt less than following orders.

It takes courage not to laugh at your boss’s joke, especially if it is funny.

A boss over steps the boundaries of good taste and the implied condition of good faith in an employment agreement whenever they demand that their subordinates assist them resolve their personal as opposed to professional problems.

I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a fucking good-looking fuck you are.' And then I brighten up.

If internet explorer is brave enough to ask you to make it your default browser, then you are brave enough to ask your crush out.

AD Jones' Büro ist fensterlos und nüchtern. Er hat sich ein Eckbüro mit großartiger Aussicht nehmen können, doch als ich ihn einmal deswegen gefragt habe, lautete seine Antwort sinngemäß: "Ein guter Chef sollte nicht allzu viel Zeit im Büro verbringen." p. 26

The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says, 'Go!' – a leader says, 'Let's go!

There are two types of silly bosses: one is the too kind boss and another, the evil boss

So you're my boss now," I snap."Technically, I'm you're boss's boss's boss.""And technically, it's gross moral turpitude- the fact that i am fucking my boss's boss's boss.""At the moment, you're arguing with him." Christian scowls.