3,140 Quotes About Boys

Boys dream of strippers, men dream of their women waiting for them at home.

Your pussy is a fruit that I wanna juiceYour pussy is a fruit that I wanna juice, yeahPut the molly in the booty, girl, we turning up tonightCos that pussy is a smoothie it know how to do me right.

Our long wanderings have made a man out of him, too. They have not only strengthened his frame and hardened his constitution, but they have given stability to his character. He is thoughtful and prudent, and his advice will always be valuable, while of his courage I have no doubt.

Be wise in time. What youth sows, old age must reap....Sow to yourself rather in righteousness: break up your fallow ground, sow not among thorns.

It’s bad enough to be a girl, anyway, when I like boys’ games and work and manners!

A man's level of "toughness" (as assessed by other men), will determine whether or not his girlfriend will get hit on by other guys right in front of him in public places. If you're deemed a "p*#%y" by other guys and they want your girlfriend, even in your company she'll be considered "fair game".

Jeremy Jeppers hated doing everything. That is, almost everything. He loved to dream about great adventures fighting house-sized dragons, navigating the darkest forests, and flying into thunderstorms with his jet. No matter how harrowing the challenge, Jeremy was always the hero.

Stupid kissing. Stupid roaming hands. Stupid boys.

Several of the girls at the party had had sex, something which sounded appealing but only if it could happen with blindfolds in a time warp plus amnesia