32 Quotes About Brick-and-blanket-test

Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.

A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.

You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.

Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.

A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That’s it. That’s all I got.

Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.

A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.

The man you’re going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.

A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.