511 Quotes About British

Race is a social construct. This does not mean that it is invalid or unimportant.

Yes, well, rein it in, Prom King. British people have been successfully repressing our emotions since before your country was even a thing.

Anything said in upper-crust British automatically sounded intelligent.

I said a picnic,' said Quin sternly. 'In Britain a picnic means sitting on the ground and being uncomfortable, preferably in the rain.

We're on a mission, support the cause Sign a petition, summon all your wisdom The music's a gift from the man on high The lord and his children

I was tempted to tell her it was because we were British and actually had a sense of humour, but I try not to be cruel to foreigners, especially when they're that strung out.

Q. Why don't the British panic?A. They do, but very quietly. It is impossible for the naked eye to tell their panic from their ecstasy.

A five-week sand blizzard?" said Deep Thought haughtily. "You ask this of me who have contemplated the very vectors of the atoms in the Big Bang itself? Molest me not with this pocket calculator stuff.

I thought there was a big, creepy bug crawling on me. Guess it was just your fingers, William. Terribly sorry about that. Maybe next time you’ll learn to keep them to yourself.