133 Quotes About Bugs

You know you've had a rough night when the bugs in your kitchen look up at you and go, "WTF

My fear of camping: I’m convinced bugs will crawl up my vagina and lay eggs. Isn’t everyone?

And the roaches. The roaches were so bold in his flat that turning on the lights did not startle them. They waved their three-inch antennas as if to say, Hey, puto, turn that shit off.

...lepidopterists give the noun a gerund's push toward the verb, and say that butterflies are nectaring...

There are few glitches and bugs in the Matrix.

Albert and I would spend hours and hours looking at them. Cleo had this big magnifying glass on his desk, and we'd find centipedes and grasshoppers and beetles and potato bugs, ants . . . and put them in a jar and look at them. They have the sweetest little faces and the cutest expressions. After we'd looked at them all we wanted to, we'd put them in the yard and let them go on about their business.

These flies were half the size of my fist. They came at you and stuck to you with a single-minded purpose you had to admire. We were hopelessly outnumbered, but we still slapped and kicked and karate-chopped ourselves until we reached an uneasy truce.

If locusts are ravenous sociopaths, cicadas are more like frat boys - clumsy, loud, and obsessed with sex.

When you see cockroaches freebasing the insecticide it's time to get professional help.The bugs will never know.