52 Quotes About Bum

Shit will happen. Don't stop eating.

You have to be like a worm to go through shit.

Every bum can throw some shit.

The shit once descends into the colon, will refuse to go back. You have to face the shit. Think well before you speak

Some people do just enough to keep you around because they are AFRAID to know what life would be like without you

I am a worthy cause," said Jack. "No. You are a bum," said the man.

And I sort of felt her...you know." Alan made an exaggerated shape of a heart. "You touched her heart?" Mike queried. "No! Her bum. It's sort of, you know, heart shaped. Big heart."He flexed his fingers, remembering the feel of it. "Soft.

He wondered if he'd be better off staying at the bum shelter with his false bum and forgetting about his real bum. But he couldn't. His bum was trying to take over the world.

Stenchgator, the Great Unwiped Bum... was listed in the Bumper Book of Bums as the stinkiest bum in the world. Most bums only registered one or two points on the Rectum scale, but Stenchgator came in at a nose-bruising 9.8 points.