968 Quotes About Cats

Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books are better; cats secretly rule the planet; and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks.

Why on earth have you put me in a box, you baffling woman?

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Newt stood beside me, a tiny sentinel of fur and teeth. I didn’t have much hope for his capabilities in a fight, but the gesture was heart-warming, if only I didn’t believe he was just waiting for one of us to fall down dead so he could feast on our eyeballs.

So, what’s the issue with Unicorns?”“Imagine a cat,” Rose said. “Not just a cat, but a cat that is such a cat, other cats come to it for cat lessons. Take a thousand cats, refine them down to a single drop of pure essence of cat, and make a whole cat out of the stuff.”I shivered. “Ewww. And that’s a Unicorn?”“No,” she said. “That’s an Elf. A Unicorn is a thousand times worse. An Elf you can reason with.

Severin made a noise that sounded like “chuff,” his cat whiskers jutting forward with the sound.Elle froze, her bread halfway to her mouth. Did the cursed prince just emit the cat equivalent of a snort?Prince Severin nibbled on a grape, ignoring or not noticing Elle’s awe.

my god," they will say, "all Chinaski writes aboutare cats!""my god," they used to say, "all Chinaski writes aboutare whores!"the complainers will complain and keep buying mybooks: they love the way I irritate them.

In MoonlightNoSoft sweet paw on my cheekNoFur curled under my chinJustA sad space left behind - Gray cat gone away. [Ellie's poem]

Narknon put a paw on Harry's chest and began licking her face; a hunting-cat's tongue is much harsher than a housecat's. Harry thought her skin would crumble and peel off, but she didn't have the strength to push her away.