968 Quotes About Cats

It is inhuman to humanize animals; it is like raising a child in a cage.

In Bastet's Thrall by Stewart StaffordA sight unseen,Eyes of feline green,Make me do their bidding.That whiskered mask,In adulation basks,Affection makes a killing.Great but small,In Bastet's thrall,It dares me with a licking.In regal fur,A seductive purr,And tail brazenly quitting.© Stewart Stafford, 2021. All rights reserved.

Regaring Politics: You’ve got your cats on one side and your dogs on the other; someone has to walk the fence and feed the animals. —Kinky Friedman

One of the good things about cats is that, unlike dogs, they don’t come up to you in the street and try to have sex with your leg.

Cat love is genuine, because it's 10 percent devotion and 90 percent frustration and betrayal. - 67 REASONS WHY CATS ARE BETTER THAN DOGS

Cat my dogs ef it ain't de powerfulest dream I ever seen," as Joyce, quoting Twain, copied in his notebook on Huckleberry Finn.

I like to search for class struggle in strange domains. For example it is clear that in classical Hollywood, the couple of vampires and zombies designates class struggle. Vampires are rich, they live among us. Zombies are the poor, living dead, ugly, stupid, attacking from outside. And it's the same with cats and dogs. Cats are lazy, evil, exploitative, dogs are faithful, they work hard, so if I were to be in government, I would tax having a cat, tax it really heavy.

Dogs are always going to come up short if you insist on defining them as a weird kind of cat.

Who would vandalize a doghouse? I ask."Cats?" Bee suggests.