968 Quotes About Cats


  • Author John Varley
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    There is a certain concentrated, avid-for-blood look that appears on the faces of reporters on the trail of a very big story that you'd have to visit the big cat house at the zoo to see duplicated in its primal state. From the look on Brenda's face, if a tiger was standing between her and this story right now, the cat would soon have a tall-journalist-sized hole in him.

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  • Author Joseph Fink
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    As we all know, the spine ridges of adult cats are highly poisonous. If you are coming to see a kitten that you have adopted, it is important that you check for the location and severity of the spine ridge before attempting any petting. Also, keep your hands away from their mouths. A few of them have developed their venom sacks. We lost two cat adopters already this month, so...let's just be careful people.

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  • Author Erin Hunter
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    You idiot!" She spat, flattening her ears. "What are you doing in my territory?""Drowning?" Replied Graystripe. "Can't you do that in your own territory?" "Ah, but who would rescue me there?

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  • Author Elizabeth Peters
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    The cat required far less attendance than a human child, which is one of the reasons why spinster ladies prefer felines to babies.

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  • Author Neil Gaiman
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    Tramps and vagabonds have marks they make on gateposts and trees and doors, letting others of their kind know a little about the people who live at the houses and farms they pass on their travels. I think cats must leave similar signs; how else to explain the cats who turn up at our door through the year, hungry and flea-ridden and abandoned?

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  • Author Kristen Ashley
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    You have a cat and go on vacation, you know who to call. Though, I warn you, I do both dry and wet food. I’m not into doin’ just wet or just dry. They need a treat, but they need to keep their teeth clean. It’s important.”-TexRock Chick

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  • Author Mindy McGinnis
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    We're cleaning cat ears.Rhonda doesn't require us to come in on Sundays, but somebody has to feed the animals. Yesterday Alex and I helped five cats and two dogs find homes...We agreed we probably could have placed a couple more cats if their ears were nice and pink inside like in the wet-food commercials. We told Rhonda to take a much-deserved break today and we'd come in, feed everybody, and make our cats a little more like the ones on TV.So I skipped church to clean cat ears.

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  • Author Georgi Gospodinov
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    Уличните котки проявяват съвсем друга гордост. Избягват близостта, крият нещастието си, шмугват се в мазетата и под колите. Не разчитат на съжалението ни. Чувал съм, че дори домашните котки, като надушат, че идва последният им час, бягат от къщи или се крият в най-непристъпния ъгъл, за да останат сами в агонията си.

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