80 Quotes About Wtnv

For your own safety, do not attempt to open a book until we have more information on the nature and cause of these problems.

Diane felt a gentle hand touch her own, a sympathetic pat. Dawn had both hands on her coffee cup. Diane looked back down at her own hand, and saw the final quick motion of a gray-gloved hand disappearing under her table.

It's not other people that hurt us, but what we feel about them

We are not history yet. We are happening now. How miraculous is that?

The moon’s weird though, right? It’s there, and there, and then suddenly it’s not. And it seems to be pretty far up. Is it watching us? If not, what is it watching instead? Is there something more interesting than us? Hey, watch us moon! We may not always be the best show in the universe, but we try.

Fine!" she shouted at it."Okay!" shouted a man in a nearby booth at a stain on his tie.In the kitchen, another man, in a floral apron and a hairnet, nodded at a tub of soaking dishes "Yep," he said.People often found themselves assenting to inanimate objects in the Moonlight All-Nite.

Remember: if you see something, say nothing, and drink to forget.

It’s nice to have a station pet. Wish it wasn’t trapped in a hovering prison in the men’s bathroom, but listen: no pet is perfect. It becomes perfect when you learn to accept it for what it is.

Valentine's Day is a disaster. Any day that is designed to perfectly encapsulate something as messy and personal as two people in a romantic relationship would have to be. But in Night Vale it also kills people. This is called satire.