373 Quotes About Chick-lit

Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree.

You're just so lucky blood's so hard to get out of the carpet.

Every morning I read the obituaries. If it ain't there I make myself a cup of tea and carry on like I have the past century or so.

When in doubt, shoot 1st and ask questions later, but avoid the head, "because they'rea lot more likely to answer if they're not dead.

He's just a flash in the pants.

Breaking up is hard to do. But, bustin him in the head ain't that easy, either.

Tequila--a sure cure for monogamy.

Sex is all right, but a hot fudge sundae don't never ask if the baby's really his.

Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies.