124 Quotes About Chicklit

I truly believed Facebook was created by Satan as a way to turn completely sane people into obsessed stalkers.

I would be the first to admit that I drew attention to my chest since, being so short, I need to give people a reason to look down far enough to see me.

I was going to be sick soon. I had certainly done some damage to the body while trying to numb the heart.

Something always prevents married women from getting a good night's sleep.

Because we’re like strangers living in the same house. We don’t even care enough about each other to fight anymore.

I have fallen in love with you, and there is no future for us. That you burst into my life suddenly only a short time ago. That it's too fast, too soon, and you will leave the same way you came into my life. I'll turn around one day and you'll be gone.

If you also thinks it means I wake up every morning wondering what I did to deserve having you back in my life, well, you'd be right about that too.

The perfect body protects its owner from disease, gives birth to amazing new people and stops your bones from falling out. The end.

When life throws shit at you, grow great, big, fuck off roses.