2,024 Quotes About Christmas

The Post Office is very careful nowadays. When they get a package marked "Fragile," they throw it underhand.

Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.

This man was extremely involved in medications, and on top of that, he had angioplasty two days before Christmas for that.

Rather than the doom and gloom we've been hearing, the consumer hasn't packed it in, and Christmas sales will be reasonably good.

The quiet Christmas Eve seems to suggest that consumers treated Saturday and Sunday as their rest days and that the savvy shopper is now back out shopping with a vengeance.

There is this psychological game. It has not been a pre-Christmas sale this year, it's been 'special offers'. Encouraging people to shop earlier helps stores with stock and planning. It means there is not so much to be drastically cut in the last week.

It's not my worst Christmas. I had Christmases where I never got presents, when I was little where we wrapped up anything just (to have something) to open up. But to lose on Christmas, it's pretty (expletive).

The Christmas season can be very hectic here.

It's a Christmas picture of Brock & his tank, overseas that he sent up around Christmas time.