66 Quotes About Cigarette





  • Author Martinus Hendrikus Benders
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    One of my hobbies is discovering Universal laws. Here's one: if you light a cigarette, the bus always comes immediately. I have tested this theory many years, its a golden rule. If you light the cigarette, the bus ALWAYS comes.

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  • Author Eddie Owens
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    She gave me the dog-eye and moved slightly back. “Are you concerned about your weight, Fat Jimmy?” I took a long drag on my cigarette. “Not at all. My doctor says I’ve got another two stone to go before I’m morbidly obese.”Fat Jimmy from "Fat Jimmy and the Blind Ballerina" due out Jan 2017

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