59 Quotes About Closets

I’m not one for keeping people in closets,” Roxie responded. “In case you weren’t able to tell by the lesbian about me.

Phresine showed him where he could sleep, in an interior room with no windows, a narrow bed, and a washstand. There were chests stacked along one wall, and Costis guessed the dismal spot was probably a closet cleaned out to make room for him. Hard to believe the royal apartments, so lavish elsewhere, would otherwise have such a plain corner. Expecting better of royal closets, Costis went to bed disappointed.

Closets, schmosets, everyone’s out of the closet. Now where the fuck are the men!

If you put enough closets together, you have enough space for a room. If you put enough rooms together, you have enough room for a house. If you put enough houses together, you have space for a town, then a city, then a nation, then a world.

If you put enough closets together, you have enough space for a room. If you put enough rooms together, you have enough space for a house. If you put enough houses together, you have space for a town, then a city, then a nation, then a world.

Children assume that monsters dwell in closets. Pubescent literati know it is the gateway to magic lands.

Bethany Winston once told me that time was like a closet. No matter what you do or how good your intentions are, you will always fill your time and closets with things that don't matter. "That's why funerals are so important", she'd said. "They force you to clean out closets and reevaluate how you spend your time (...).

I am becoming better at releasing the “what-ifs” that clog my closets.

I’ve never quite understood the double Janus face of bi – Janus, the Roman god of gates and doors, especially closets.