59 Quotes About Closets

God is definitely out of the closet.

There's a lot of skeletons in my closet, but I know what they're wearing. I'm not gonna act all ashamed of it

I am not in the closet. I am not coming out of the closet. I am not gay.

I actually have a closet that's all shoes, maybe 700 pairs.

We recently had an extension built, to house a closet. It's like the Tardis - I go in there and never come out.