54 Quotes About Clueless


  • Author Jeffrey McDaniel
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    I mean, have you ever imaginedthe ocean is alive, and needs to tell us something important, and the only way it can talkis by making waves crash, and we just lounge there, drenched in cocoa butter, on towels with crappy novels and volleyballs, sipping spritzers, as the ocean uses all its strength to repeatthe same warning over and over?(from the poem "The Berlin Mall")

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  • Author Megan McCafferty
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    Whaddaya want?" growled Viola, our small, surly, octogenarian waitress.What did I want? A job. A clue. A love."Two coffees," Len answered for me.Coffee would do for now, I guess.

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  • Author H.B. Gilmour
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    Amber has a black belt in insensitivity, which she often mistakes for constructive criticism.

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  • Author Jessi Kirby
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    I had a feeling she probably made friends with people pretty easily, and that could be a good thing for me too, since I'd always been a little on the reserved side. She probably had offended a lot of people too, but maybe they all just overlooked it, as i was finding it surprisingly easy to do. She seemed genuinely oblivious to the fact that anything she said could be potentially insulting, and for some reason that made it kind of forgivable.

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  • Author H.B. Gilmour
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    The sequined trim on her gangrenous dress was a big mistake. Under the glaring studio lights, she flashed like a tour bus full of camera buffs every time she moved. Some of her audience had already resorted to sunglasses and tennis visors.

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  • Author Quinn Cummings
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    ....my brain works like an etch-a-sketch; even the slightest movement causes it to go completely blank.

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