944 Quotes About Coffee

You smoked another cigarette and we shared another coffee and it was just another morning that made me realise that this is all it takes to be happy.

So I went in this cheap-looking restaurant and had doughnuts and coffee. Only, I didn't eat the doughnuts. I couldn't swallow them too well. The thing is, if you get very depressed about something, it's hard as hell to swallow.

He broke my coffee maker. This person is not just tricky, he's evil. Who messes with someone's coffeepot? That's hitting below the belt.

I'll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts.

I never said I liked coffee better than sex. I said I'd had it more.

The harder he tried, the more she flooded his attention, as if someone had spilled coffee on the circuitry of his mind.

New Rule: Gun-control people have to stop pressuring Starbucks to ban guns. I want my gun nuts overcaffeinated, twitchy, and accident-prone. That way, the problem will take care of itself. Plus, if just one gun nut kills just one pseudo-intellectual writing a screenplay-slash-graphic-novel on his iPad, natural selection is doing its job.

From the first cup of coffee in the morning to playing in the sheets at night, I choose you to be by my side.

I ordered a single espresso because I wanted a drink I could hook up with.