27 Quotes About Donuts

Blackjack," Percy said, "this is Piper and Jason. They're friends."The horse nickered."Uh, maybe later," Percy answered.Piper had heard that Percy could speak to horses, being the son of the horse lord Poseidon, but she'd never seen it in action."What does Blackjack want?" she asked."Donuts," Percy said. "Always donuts.

God bless Dunkin' Donuts.

Have you guys ever thought about the fact that socks are like the donut holes of underpants?

I'll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts.

Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Children’s librarians are ambitious bakers: 'You like the jelly doughnut? I’ll get you a jelly doughnut. But you should try my cruller, too. My cruller is gonna blow your mind, kid.

Not all donuts have a hole and not all holes have donuts around them, so every mistake is relative and every perfection is subjective.

I don't understand the holes in donuts anymore. They serve no useful purpose when you're late for the bus.

We're looking for quantum donuts," said Mike.

This is how you know you’re on Long Island, somebody offers you coffee and Entenmann’s.