168 Quotes About Comedian

Am I bothered? Am I bothered though. I ain't doing nothing cause I ain't bothered.

Life is like a movie, if you've sat through more than half of it and its sucked every second so far, it probably isn't gonna get great right at the end and make it all worthwhile. None should blame you for walking out early.

Don't let your current situation dictate your future. Never let fear and doubt overcome your true dreams.

Self-hatred is only ever a seed planted from outside in.

Both mystic and comedian aspire to get the better of a world they are powerless to reform.

Humor is how we find comfort in the totally illogical, for it is the bridge back to the logical.

Comedy is Camusian...the world is absurd

If you pray for rain long enough, it eventually does fall. If you pray for floodwaters to abate, they eventually do. The same happens in the absence of prayers.

Sometimes I cross my own line...it's how I know I still have one.