89 Quotes About Comedy-humor

Comedians love it when people point and laugh at them; naturists don't, despite many of them being funnier.

Fate frequently places you in the right place at the right time. The problem is recognising when it has and doing something about it.

I despise Wednesdays! They are the Marquis de Sade of the work week. Wednesday are so awful that...wait..what? It's Thurs? (face-palm)

When life gives you lemons, you need to go see a doctor because that's impossible.

It's not a beard, it's an animal I've trained to sit very still.

I'm a sort of like post-modern vegetarian, I eat meat........Ironically.

The Untheory of Evolution, and Other Scientific Studies Including Hunting, Fishing, and Sex" by William C. Berdine needs to be available to put in my favorite books list.This book is excellent for any young teen to stumble across and read. I found it while my parents were driving me to Florida for a vacation and as a preteen I fell in love immediately with the book and the person behind it.

A stitch in time saves uncontrollable blood loss