1,680 Quotes About Comedy

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Velva’s face glowed in the streetlight. “Sir Sun, don’t you see? I am your violent violet. And you are mine.

I have a present for you.” He raised his eye brows. “I don’t like your surprises.” “You’ll like this one. Close your eyes.

So, if there are any couples here this evening having a secret extramarital affair, I encourage you to breed.

The truth is like sunlight: It causes cancer.

Only criminals and madmen walk into Central Park after midnight...or, occasionally, an actor. (Dark City Lights)

Benim adı konmuş veya konacak bir hastalığım yoktu.Sanki herkes söylenmesi gereken her şeyi söyleyip sığınaklarına çekilmişti.Sanırım insanlar sürekli değişiyor ve benim gibileri de değiştirmek istiyordu.

Comedy is not the opposite of darkness, but its natural bedfellow. Pain makes laughter necessary; laughter makes pain tolerable.

Kermit: Hey, Fozzie, I want you to turn left if you come to a fork in the road.Fozzie: Yes sir, turn left at the fork in the road.[drives past a giant fork]Fozzie: Kermit!Kermit: I don't believe that.