1,680 Quotes About Comedy

He didn't give a shit if Shakespeare didn't have glitter back in his day.

At least a hospital stay will give him an excuse to halt the job hunt.

We skipped right over Walmart on the ladder down.

The dimple in his left cheek was ironic-it gave the impression that he was sweet as a cupcake. (Dark City Lights)

The train hit her with the sound of a meat-filled hefty bag smacking the pavement, and the effect was much the same, I guess. (Dark City Lights)

Wow, that was an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.

Fozzie Bear: [holds up a photo of Constantine] Check this out![covers the mole]Walter: Oh, look, it's Kermit![Fozzie uncovers the mole]Walter: [shrieks] What did you do with Kermit?

Good thing we weren't here when this happened," Fred added. "We'd be pancakes - DEAD ones!

Thank God it wasn’t beef jerky, or I might’ve ended up dead." "The President's Neighbor" a comedy script by Brett Bacon.