1,680 Quotes About Comedy
- Author Peggy Kopman-Owens
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He had learned Lesson One: Let French women tell you what they want.
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- Author Kim Cormack
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It’s hillbilly urine; we had better get home before they come to eat us.” Kevin said pointing towards home proving if there was ever any doubt that he had no acting ability at all. (The Children of Ankh series)
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- Author Kaal Kaczmarek
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It was the first time her eyes had really met mine and to be honest I think there was more warmth between the lamb chops in the freezer." Daniel meeting Felicity in Cousin Felicity and the Eels of Misty Point.
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- Author AJ Wiliams
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You called the guy you’re supposed to rescue a nerd, and you just referenced Star Trek. You don’t find that a bit nerdy?
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- Author Daniel Tosh
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It's not a stereotype if it's always true.
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- Author Daniel Tosh
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I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts.
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- Author Commander Quincy Taggart
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Never give up - never surrender!
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- Author Patrick Bateman
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There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.
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