1,680 Quotes About Comedy


  • Author Andrew Denton
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    You can (be a middle-aged comic) if you work very hard at it, because comedy is really hard.

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  • Author Ellen DeGeneres
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    I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.

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  • Author Jeff Daniels
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    It is what it is. He's trying to make a big family comedy. The characters, even if they're big and broad, don't know they're big and broad.

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  • Author Jimmy Dunn
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    I flunked out of five colleges, and I did not know what I was going to do. And when I was sitting in the back of a comedy club, and I saw a guy who I thought sucked, I said to myself 'I can do this.' And I talked to the owner of the comedy club, and I found out you get a few free drinks.

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  • Author Johnny Depp
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    Tim and I have known each other for 15 years, so when we go back to doing a film every few years, it's like going home again. He walks this fine line between darkness and comedy like nobody else.

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