104 Quotes by Jim Davis

An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today.

Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you!Garfield: Feed me.

There's only one thing to do in crisis like this - SLEEP ON IT!Garfield, the cat.

I've never met a lasagna I didn't like

In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.

If you are patient...and wait long enough...Nothing will happen

There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.