1,680 Quotes About Comedy

Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave.

When you've seen a nude infant doing a backward somersault you know why clothing exists.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

James Caan told me at the end of filming 'Elf' that he had been waiting through the whole film for me to be funny - and I never was.

It goes without saying that before its culture and literature can continue to evolve, Latvia first must endure the political comedy of creating a stable, functioning and unthreatened democracy.